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Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Limecat » Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:46 pm

Everything available, car, appliances, carpets, curtains, PC inc. hard-drive, pots, pans, plates, cuttlery, various CD's/DVDs/Bluerays, art-work including poster from Brokeback Moutain (signed by LM and Mike H), toiletries, garden furniture, lawnmower etc. If it wasn't nailed down, it's available.

Offers.

Proceeds will not be going to the Neighbourhood Watch scheme...
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Hugh Jeers » Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:52 pm

For all enquires, please PM 'Glenda The Dog Shagger'
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Lostboy » Wed May 01, 2013 9:18 am

Can I have his internets and his lasses knickers, the ones that haven't been washed.
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Big G » Wed May 01, 2013 9:31 pm

His lass wears knickers?
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Limecat » Wed May 01, 2013 10:24 pm

Big G wrote:His lass wears knickers?


I understand your confusion. She normally wears knickers until she agrees to meet 'another guy', ourselves included, in which case you are correct, she doesn't wear them.
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby simon justin nixon » Thu May 02, 2013 12:38 pm

Everything still here when I got home. Knew I could rely on you useless cunts.
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Limecat » Thu May 02, 2013 1:56 pm

Billy must have robbed the wrong house. :(
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Andrei Chikatilo » Thu May 02, 2013 9:05 pm

I didn't see this thread or I'd have robbed the cunt blind AND cracked one off in his missus's knicker drawer.
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Limecat » Fri May 03, 2013 1:03 am

Glenda The Dog Shagger wrote:I didn't see this thread or I'd have robbed the cunt blind AND cracked one off in his missus's knicker drawer.


Any ideas on what to write on his lawn yet?

P.S. Mike, I did actually PM a few people with a view to doing something whilst you were away. My idea was for us to go around and decorate your front garden as if It were Christmas but no cunt replied.

/true story.
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby simon justin nixon » Fri May 03, 2013 1:04 am

:fag:
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Limecat » Fri May 03, 2013 1:17 am

You say that but it would've been ace if you came home to find your front garden covered in loft insulation, a plastic snowman and your 'Asian sportscar' wearing antlers and skis with a few inflatable reindeer in front of it.

You'd have laughed. Deny it...
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Hugh Jeers » Fri May 03, 2013 10:18 am

Would've been even funnier if we had lostboy doing model poses over his car, in his mrs' underwear, and the photos posted through his letterbox, and Sellotaped all over his house. :pmsl: :thumbs:
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Andrei Chikatilo » Fri May 03, 2013 6:26 pm

Hugh Jeers wrote:Would've been even funnier if we had lostboy doing model poses over his car, in his mrs' underwear, and the photos posted through his letterbox, and Sellotaped all over his house. :pmsl: :thumbs:


:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Limecat » Fri May 03, 2013 10:30 pm

Could LostBMI get into Mikes birds knickers again? :think:
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Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

Postby Hugh Jeers » Sat May 04, 2013 1:14 am

Well, after he's been in them, they'll be too slack for Mike's mrs.
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