BTTOS

Second hand. Comes with the handles to wall mount it, but no screws or rawl plugs.

With post, it's £25ono. Collection can be arranged, close to J24-27 M6.

Ah, fuck you. I was passing that area today and could have done with this. Are you heading further south at all next couple of days?

I don't think so, unless Lotty wants to go to Ikea.

Same as I have. I need to pop a proper clip onto the wall tap as the hose pops off when using the head setting that puts a pressure on the line.

Clip?

You mean all your money, and you don't have a proper outdoor tap?

Hugh Jeers wrote:I don't think so, unless Lotty wants to go to Ikea.

I'll fucking flat pack her, don't you worry. And she can play with my hose at the same time.

I'm beginning to think we can't be friends, Billy.


















If you definitely want it, let me know and I'll pull it from the Bay of flEees.

Gonna have to be quick Billy, ends tonight...

Sorry mate, forgot about this and bought one locally the other day. I'll still have a go of your missus though.

I'm going to break into your house and strangle you with the hosepipe you've bought, then stick the hosepipe up your arse so when your wife eventually finds you, it looks like you've died giving yourself an enema.

Is this because I've already shagged Lotty or because I'm going to again? I'd keep the hosepipe either way, you're going to need it to flush her out tbh

Glenda The Dog Shagger wrote:Is this because I've already shagged Lotty or because I'm going to again? I'd keep the hosepipe either way, you're going to need it to flush her out tbh

You may have shagged a sheep called Lotty, being Welsh and all...