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Oilman

Buy 5L of GTFO get two black eyes free x

Lostboy, how about you try 5L of stop trying so hard?

This poor sod is the only trader that still bothers with this place. By all means give shit to those that warrant it but offering you a discount as a result of being one of the handful of users that still uses this site doesn't warrant giving the poor guy some shit for the sake of it.

I appreciate that as you are now having to do some graft for a living and carry objects that are almost featherweight compared to your mass, that you may be getting cake/lard withdrawal symptoms but don't take it out on innocent parties. Yes, I did say parties and not pasties.

lostboy wrote:Buy 5L of GTFO get two black eyes free x

Boom! You are mongo.....

I like the fact he posts the offers here, it saves me having to open the email

Wayne, when did you develop some morals and decency? You've turned into a right faggoty soft cunt recently! BTTOS used to be full of sarcasm and good wit until 3i left Jaffa got married LM grew up and keithcdb joined. I doubt Oilman will even look back in this thread as he's probably on more websites than I've had pies.


Keith, fuck off you're as entertaining as being gang raped by 12 aids ridden niggers.

We are used to it on this forum, in fact the main reason for keeping on posting here is to have a good read of the other topics for general amusement

See, fuck you guys Oilman likes abuse! Just not the sexual kind he got when he was a kid.

lostboy sweats lard and then sells it to oilman who then sells it as engine oil

oilman wrote:We are used to it on this forum, in fact the main reason for keeping on posting here is to have a good read of the other topics for general amusement

Did you see the thread about Lostboy losing weight? There has been many. He still has the displacement of the QE2.

There is a BTTOS calculation here; SmugTwattington + GlendaTheDogShaggers combined alcohol intake x McPikies mono brow in mm x MikeH's nose (again in mm)/Lostboys desire to not eat pies.

That throws up numbers greater than the mass of Jupiter, which is less than the mass of Lostboy. We were going to have a shit summer due to the 'gulf stream' then Lostboy had a nightmare where Greggs was shut, he fell out of bed and knocked Earth off its axis. We now have nice weather.

All hail Lostboy. Useless fat Mackem twat.

Are you using that as linear, or the correct way, using BODMAS?

Awww is someone upset that they were proved wrong...Again!

lostboy wrote:Awww is someone upset that they were proved wrong...Again!

You're pure gold Lostboy.

Well, I wish you were as I'd hack your head off Lee Rigby style then sell it along with your Churchill Dog cheeks to cash4gold or the like and have more money than George Soros. Then I'd buy a fleet of Antonovs to ship your headless corpse back limb by limb and resurface the Worlds road infrastructure, just so I could say that I had paved the streets with gold...

Even then, you still wouldn't have as much as Mike.

Hugh Jeers wrote:Even then, you still wouldn't have as much as Mike.

Much what? Plastic scouseness or conk?