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Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby bigkex » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:39 pm

Selling my vxmmi gen 3 its piano black and in excellent condition £420ono can send pics on request cheers
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Teknobry » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:11 pm

Does your mother still entertain piano black men?
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Andrei Chikatilo » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:25 pm

Ponytailed Balken wrote:Does your mother still entertain piano black men?


:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

I don't even know what 'piano black men' means, but that's a fucking quality response.
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Lostboy » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:59 pm

Men that are as black as a black piano (or possibly the black keys on a piano) you fucking simpleton.
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Andrei Chikatilo » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:41 am

As opposed to as black as what, a keyboard perhaps? A black car? Soot? Coal? Your fingernails and undercrackers?

After all, there are so many shades of black, aren't there? :no:
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Lostboy » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:39 pm

There are actually, in terms of human skin colour...

Black black (cant see them in the dark kinda black), black (like the colour of your yearly bath water), chocolate black (the colour of the man that shags your wife while you're out stealing gates and haggling down cars you want to scrap and make a loss on), light chocolate black (the colour of that kid that everyone says looks suspiciously like the black(er) version of you), half cast (not full coloured, like your tv), white black (where they claim to be black but look more white i.e Nicky Minaj)
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Teknobry » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:52 am

Don't forget purple black, as in so black he looks purple, aka purple aki :D


Billy, to explain the joke - the op wrote " Selling my vxmmi gen 3 its piano black"

Piano black am guessing is a shade of black...


Always makes it funnier when you have to explain it :tumbleweed:
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Ian Watkins » Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:26 am

piano black is a shiney black so black people can look black whilst looking black
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Andrei Chikatilo » Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:45 am

Don't look black in anger?
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Hugh Jeers » Sat Jun 22, 2013 9:53 pm

Purple Aki is a legend.

I heard he felt the muscles of the boys who KO'd Jaffa.
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Lostboy » Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:09 pm

:rofl:
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Teknobry » Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:32 am

I heard he felt jaffa's muscles whilst jaffa was ko'd.
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Hugh Jeers » Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:05 pm

Where is the Ginger Prince anyroad? Not seen/heard from him since he got wed.
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Lostboy » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:12 pm

Firmly under the thumb.
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Re: Vxmmi vauxhall stereo gen 3

Postby Teknobry » Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:04 am

Saw him at the weekend, he's busy with work, photographing his dogs penis and moving house.
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