BTTOS

Selling my vxmmi gen 3 its piano black and in excellent condition £420ono can send pics on request cheers

Does your mother still entertain piano black men?

Ponytailed Balken wrote:Does your mother still entertain piano black men?

I don't even know what 'piano black men' means, but that's a fucking quality response.

Men that are as black as a black piano (or possibly the black keys on a piano) you fucking simpleton.

As opposed to as black as what, a keyboard perhaps? A black car? Soot? Coal? Your fingernails and undercrackers?

After all, there are so many shades of black, aren't there?

There are actually, in terms of human skin colour...

Black black (cant see them in the dark kinda black), black (like the colour of your yearly bath water), chocolate black (the colour of the man that shags your wife while you're out stealing gates and haggling down cars you want to scrap and make a loss on), light chocolate black (the colour of that kid that everyone says looks suspiciously like the black(er) version of you), half cast (not full coloured, like your tv), white black (where they claim to be black but look more white i.e Nicky Minaj)

Don't forget purple black, as in so black he looks purple, aka purple aki


Billy, to explain the joke - the op wrote " Selling my vxmmi gen 3 its piano black"

Piano black am guessing is a shade of black...


Always makes it funnier when you have to explain it :tumbleweed:

piano black is a shiney black so black people can look black whilst looking black

Don't look black in anger?

Purple Aki is a legend.

I heard he felt the muscles of the boys who KO'd Jaffa.

I heard he felt jaffa's muscles whilst jaffa was ko'd.

Where is the Ginger Prince anyroad? Not seen/heard from him since he got wed.

Firmly under the thumb.

Saw him at the weekend, he's busy with work, photographing his dogs penis and moving house.