BTTOS

If you or know anyone who wants one I have one for sale.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111092547413? ... 1555.l2649



All stone in the red area is for sale.

Jump out of a window with it tied to the back of your head.

lostboy wrote:Jump out of a window with it tied to the back of your head.

There are 82 stones in total which ironically is the same weight as you

How the fuck will you transport that!?!

I wont be transporting it, they have to pick it up. I suppose they'll get a van or a trailer or do a few runs.

Easy to shift, I'll pick it up in my Almera, fucked suspension here I come.

I've had an engine, gearbox, drive shafts, ancillaries + spares and random bits in the back of a Fiesta and it was fine so a few stones aint gonna be much worse.

Don't forget YOU were in the Fiesta too, to even the load up.

Easy half a ton in a little fiesta, just in the front.

lostboy wrote:I've had an engine, gearbox, drive shafts, ancillaries + spares and random bits in the back of a Fiesta and it was fine so a few stones aint gonna be much worse.

We aren't talking a bag of gravel for a fish tank here slim. This is almost 18 square meters of paving.

Which is easier than 18 cubic metres of paving.

Wayne, your point is?

lostboy wrote:Wayne, your point is?

You tried to liken it to moving an engine and gearbox in a Fiesta which is probably 200KG tops. That much stone would way a lot.

Here is an equation:

HoP's stone < Lostboy x (Fiesta ^ 5)

Solve the equation for CAKE and express the roots of LARD in the simplest form. Clue you can use PIE (π) or 3.142 to 3DP...

6.


Now give me cake! Preferably them little slices of Belgian chocolate cake from Tesco.

PI is 3.141 to 3 decimals places