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Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:46 pm
by Limecat
Everything available, car, appliances, carpets, curtains, PC inc. hard-drive, pots, pans, plates, cuttlery, various CD's/DVDs/Bluerays, art-work including poster from Brokeback Moutain (signed by LM and Mike H), toiletries, garden furniture, lawnmower etc. If it wasn't nailed down, it's available.

Offers.

Proceeds will not be going to the Neighbourhood Watch scheme...

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:52 pm
by Hugh Jeers
For all enquires, please PM 'Glenda The Dog Shagger'

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:18 am
by Lostboy
Can I have his internets and his lasses knickers, the ones that haven't been washed.

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:31 pm
by Big G
His lass wears knickers?

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 10:24 pm
by Limecat
Big G wrote:His lass wears knickers?


I understand your confusion. She normally wears knickers until she agrees to meet 'another guy', ourselves included, in which case you are correct, she doesn't wear them.

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:38 pm
by simon justin nixon
Everything still here when I got home. Knew I could rely on you useless cunts.

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:56 pm
by Limecat
Billy must have robbed the wrong house. :(

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 9:05 pm
by Andrei Chikatilo
I didn't see this thread or I'd have robbed the cunt blind AND cracked one off in his missus's knicker drawer.

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:03 am
by Limecat
Glenda The Dog Shagger wrote:I didn't see this thread or I'd have robbed the cunt blind AND cracked one off in his missus's knicker drawer.


Any ideas on what to write on his lawn yet?

P.S. Mike, I did actually PM a few people with a view to doing something whilst you were away. My idea was for us to go around and decorate your front garden as if It were Christmas but no cunt replied.

/true story.

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:04 am
by simon justin nixon
:fag:

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:17 am
by Limecat
You say that but it would've been ace if you came home to find your front garden covered in loft insulation, a plastic snowman and your 'Asian sportscar' wearing antlers and skis with a few inflatable reindeer in front of it.

You'd have laughed. Deny it...

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:18 am
by Hugh Jeers
Would've been even funnier if we had lostboy doing model poses over his car, in his mrs' underwear, and the photos posted through his letterbox, and Sellotaped all over his house. :pmsl: :thumbs:

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 6:26 pm
by Andrei Chikatilo
Hugh Jeers wrote:Would've been even funnier if we had lostboy doing model poses over his car, in his mrs' underwear, and the photos posted through his letterbox, and Sellotaped all over his house. :pmsl: :thumbs:


:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:30 pm
by Limecat
Could LostBMI get into Mikes birds knickers again? :think:

Re: Everything from Cocknoses house...

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 1:14 am
by Hugh Jeers
Well, after he's been in them, they'll be too slack for Mike's mrs.