£250 Astra Mk4 1.6 16v, 5dr, FSH, good spec

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Re: £250 Astra Mk4 1.6 16v, 5dr, FSH, good spec

Postby Andrei Chikatilo » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:28 pm

The wrong end of his lounge? There's no way that cunt will venture out of his house, especially to a football match.
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Re: £250 Astra Mk4 1.6 16v, 5dr, FSH, good spec

Postby Captain Meowmix » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:11 pm

Might take his Mum to a game.

You could paint the bulbous bitch black and white and sit her near the touchline and wait for somebody to kick her.
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Re: £250 Astra Mk4 1.6 16v, 5dr, FSH, good spec

Postby Hugh Jeers » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:15 pm

I heard he was thinking of buying Everton, and rebranding them as Old Ham FC?
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Re: £250 Astra Mk4 1.6 16v, 5dr, FSH, good spec

Postby Limecat » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:41 am

Glenda The Dog Shagger wrote:The wrong end of his lounge? There's no way that cunt will venture out of his house, especially to a football match.


At least I can differentiate between my rooms, when you live in a council bed sit like you do, you can only be in the bathroom or the 'living area'.

I bet you have a folding sofa bed that you bought from Habitat in the 1950's. That must cause you issues when you piss yourself in the night? Where do you then sit to watch Jeremy Kyle whilst you wring the 'mattress' into a glass incase your bladder hasn't broken down all the alcohol from the turps you were drinking?
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Re: £250 Astra Mk4 1.6 16v, 5dr, FSH, good spec

Postby Lostboy » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:34 pm

My god, how did I miss this thread?

This is gold!


Fucking GOLD
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