BTTOS

Arden blue Astra VXR. 2.0 turbo, 6 speed gearbox, 240bhp
41,000 genuine miles, 4 previous owners
Taxed with long MOT (expires November 6th 2013)
Some history / paperwork including new turbo unit
Genuine VXR 19" alloys with brand new tyres fitted 2 months ago with invoice
Genuine Vauxhall floor mats
Sports exhaust (quiet when you drive sensibly, louder when you don't)
Piano black dashboard

Remote central locking alarm/immobiliser
Electric windows/mirrors
CD/MP3 stereo with iPod compatibility
Trip computer
Climate control pack
Original spare wheel with toolkit/jack etc all present


















Bad points
- Wheels could do with a refurb
- The sports exhaust has put the engine management light on. This is normal. The car runs fine
- Bodywork has a couple of minor marks (it's 6 years old, not brand new)
- Shows up on the HPi register, however the DVLA say this is a mistake and there is no reason for it to be on there.

The price is £5750 which makes it probably the cheapest VXR on sale.

The mileage is also one of the lowest (most are high mileage at the lower end of the market) I don't want any offers.

I have no time for tyre kickers, test pilots, time wasters and people unable to communicate in good English. I also don't have time for endless questions. I don't have any more pictures so please don't ask. If you're genuine and ready to buy you're more than welcome to enquire.

I might consider a p/x for a fast Vauxhall. Particularly Calibra or Astra Mk4 2.0 turbo

If it's wrongly on the register, how do you get it removed?

I'm speaking to "team 31" at the DVLA who deal with this stuff

Part of me is tempted by that. Something to smoke about in whilst I fit the engine in the Metro.

Then part of me says getting another Vauxhall is like going back a few decades, a bit like when McBagel bought a BMX project for Moonie to do for him.

Does it come with free tyres?

I'll do it for £5500 for you fella so you can BUY new tyres. Maybe some R888s

that price and mileage fuck me thats cheap

Yeah you see some Mk4 GSi's for this price

The chances of Wayne buying this are akin to the chances of me climbing Everest tomorrow morning then coming back down at mid-day to find Cameron Diaz and Emma Bunton lezzing each other up in my tent, waiting for me to stick my purple headed womb broom right up their moist little flanges.

Wayne is the epitome of a weekend millionaire. He gets paid on a Friday and the only stocks he buys are fucking Bisto ones for his chicken gravy at the soup kitchen. There is ZERO chance of this Mancunian pauper buying a roll of bog paper to wipe the pensioners piss stains off his Metro seats, never mind a modern car.
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I have no intention of buying it, as I said 'part of me is tempted' but I will hold out for a 255 V6 Clio.

I know that you will not know what a '255 Clio' is as you haven't bothered to research anything French that was made after the Peugeot 205 'Roland Garros' as it costs more than a packet of Farmfoods ownbrand horse meat/pig 'beef burgers' so therefore has the ability to generate more than 87 pence profit...

Glenda The Dog Shagger wrote:The chances of Wayne buying this are akin to the chances of me climbing Everest tomorrow morning then coming back down at mid-day to find Cameron Diaz and Emma Bunton lezzing each other up in my tent, waiting for me to stick my purple headed womb broom right up their moist little flanges.

Wayne is the epitome of a weekend millionaire. He gets paid on a Friday and the only stocks he buys are fucking Bisto ones for his chicken gravy at the soup kitchen. There is ZERO chance of this Mancunian pauper buying a roll of bog paper to wipe the pensioners piss stains off his Metro seats, never mind a modern car.
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So true

No chance of Wayne buying it. 900k assets are nothing if you've not got G in the bank. He's admitted his liquid assets are inadequate for anything other than Sainsbury's lager runs. He's actually so poor he has to grow most of his own food (for eating, and for the root vegetables needed to satiate his mum's dripping goo canyon)

A marrow is not a root vegetable, it is a cucurbit.

Maddie gave me warts wrote:if you've not got G in the bank.

Keep me out of this you cunts