BTTOS

You have to shove your fist up bird's arses and examine their minges with your tongue. Apparantly if they piss themselves (and many do) you have to lick it all up. It's best to get some practise in, you slut. Go on, like my golden showers off the floor you tramp. Yeah, that's right, lick it all up, you fucking love it YOU SLAG.

Other than that I don't know, but good luck with the interview.