Buy a 4 litre bottle from Castrol's top of the range Castrol HEDGEHOG range and receive:
- a FREE 1 litre bottle of Castrol HEDGEHOG (same grade as your 4 litre)
- a FREE punch (ideally for keeping your keeping your missus quiet)
- a FREE disposable tampax kit to shove up her nostrils
Fancy cocking up? You can order any number of 4 litre bottles to get the same number of 1 litre bottles and punches free, for example, if you buy 4 x 4 litres you will receive 0 x 1 litres and no punches free (each punch will have a powerful 'cunt smashing' force field top up kit inside which contains nodders, minge funnel and flangewipes).
Castrol HEdgehog is available in all good shops, several shit ones and a few hedgerows.
As always, if you have any questions or need any advice then feel free to FUCK RIGHT OFF.
- The arse bandit team at Opium Oils
Terms and conditions apply, we haven't made them up yet though.
