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my missus
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:59 pmby shrek
for sale:
my missus, 1 careless owner (hire company)
high mileage
heavy fuel consumption
mot failure (emitions)
needs new bonnet, boot and wings
engine running lumpy
interior tatty
faded paintwork
dual airbags
loud exhaust
poor starter
runs tempermental about once every 4 weeks
open to offers
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:01 pmby Jam
ive just started a scrap company! ill take her away for £100 for u! ill strip her for parts for people in hospitals! see if i can make any money!
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:02 pmby shrek
most parts knackered, ecu went ages ago
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:03 pmby shrek
£100, deal, thought i'd get no more than a tenner for it
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:04 pmby Jam
no mate ur payin me 2 take her away!
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:07 pmby Grant
i will give you a pack of skittles and a kick in the bollocks
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:07 pmby shrek
a'h need to renegotiate
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:08 pmby Jam
rite u give me £100 an ill give u sum skittles an get u a donkey robbed from blackpool beach aswell an give it 2 u!
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:14 pmby shrek
getting better but still no deal, g's offer comes closest
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:23 pmby Eagle1711
send her to sunarmi lol feed the people for months
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:27 pmby simon justin nixon
Eagle1711 wrote:send her to sunarmi lol feed the people for months
Or use her as the sea defence.
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:30 pmby shrek
i told her not to dive into the sea
Posted:
Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:38 pmby emalou
Fuck Off. I am so getting sick of this
Posted:
Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:47 pmby Eagle1711
just write her off lol
Posted:
Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:57 pmby Grant
emalou wrote:Fuck Off. I am so getting sick of this
have a heart peeps... if i had to look at shrek all the time i'd be suicidal, let alone sick.....