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my missus

Postby shrek » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:59 pm

for sale:

my missus, 1 careless owner (hire company)
high mileage
heavy fuel consumption
mot failure (emitions)
needs new bonnet, boot and wings
engine running lumpy
interior tatty
faded paintwork
dual airbags
loud exhaust
poor starter
runs tempermental about once every 4 weeks


open to offers
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Postby Jam » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:01 pm

ive just started a scrap company! ill take her away for £100 for u! ill strip her for parts for people in hospitals! see if i can make any money!
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Postby shrek » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:02 pm

most parts knackered, ecu went ages ago
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Postby shrek » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:03 pm

£100, deal, thought i'd get no more than a tenner for it
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Postby Jam » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:04 pm

no mate ur payin me 2 take her away!
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Postby Grant » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:07 pm

i will give you a pack of skittles and a kick in the bollocks
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Postby shrek » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:07 pm

a'h need to renegotiate
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Postby Jam » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:08 pm

rite u give me £100 an ill give u sum skittles an get u a donkey robbed from blackpool beach aswell an give it 2 u!
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Postby shrek » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:14 pm

getting better but still no deal, g's offer comes closest
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Postby Eagle1711 » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:23 pm

send her to sunarmi lol feed the people for months
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Postby Simon Justin Nixon » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:27 pm

Eagle1711 wrote:send her to sunarmi lol feed the people for months


Or use her as the sea defence.
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Postby shrek » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:30 pm

i told her not to dive into the sea
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Postby emalou » Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:38 pm

Fuck Off. I am so getting sick of this
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Postby Eagle1711 » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:47 pm

just write her off lol :lol:
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Postby Grant » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:57 pm

emalou wrote:Fuck Off. I am so getting sick of this


have a heart peeps... if i had to look at shrek all the time i'd be suicidal, let alone sick.....
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