world cup

[bob]

A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the

sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his

sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this

for my birthday."



His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the

head and says, "Go talk to your mother."



So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand

and finds his mother.



"Mum?"



"Yes son?"



"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like

this shirt for my birthday".



The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head

twice and says, "Go talk to your father."



Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.



"Dad?"



"Yes son?"



"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like

this shirt for my birthday."



The father is absolutely livid and promptly whacks his son around the

head 4 times and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"



About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading

towards home.



The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've learned

something today?"



The son says, "Yes dad I have."



"Good son, what is it?"



The son replies,



"I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you

German bastards”

[Grant]

i heard that one when it was mexico '86!!!

[bob]

spoil sport :)

[Mad-Dan]

A Nice cut and paste from bbc wales

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/matchofthedaywales/fun/jokes/index.shtml

[bob]

i actually got it originally in an email from one of the members at the wales end!

and then put it on lc! and finally on to here :P