Sex & Smoking (Smokers only)

[Jaffa]

Got a shouting at last night for lighting up straight after sex.

Is it wrong? Should you cuddle up and express your sincere gratitude for 2 minutes of fun?

[Skippy]

I voted:

No, cuddle and be lovey dovey and then spark up

[Mike H]

TBF Jaffa....

Probably a bit inconsiderate.

How long you been with your missus? If it's like years, then you should be smoking a fag whilst she pipes you off and the footie is on :pmsl:

I would possibly not spark up straight away.

[McPikie]

Sparking up straight away is the way forward, after you have wiped your nob on the curtains that is

[Skippy]

Thats really rude.

I can't understand why you would want to smoke straight after sex anyway?

[Jaffa]

2 months :)

TBH I think it's just jealousy as she quit 4 or 5 months ago.

[Shell]

thought u was quitting phil?

[Mac]

If bird sparked up after a spot of horizontal jogging I'd put it out in her eye. Horrible habit.

[Natty]

Gotta agree with Mac.

When me and Tini first started she was told quit smoking or it wouldn't go any further.

[Mike H]

Gotta agree with Mac.

When me and Tini first started she was told quit smoking or it wouldn't go any further.

that's appauling :pmsl:

No WAY did you do that. :pmsl:

[McPikie]

thought u was quitting phil?

Yeah, so did I :cry:

I am weak

[Natty]

Yes mate i did, we'd been together less than a week and I gave her the choice of stop smoking or we'd stop.

[Shell]

It good wen u have a partner who doesnt smokes

I really not in to smoking at all, :-(

[Jaffa]

thought u was quitting phil?

Yeah, so did I :cry:

I am weak

The stresses of his job overcame his attempt to quit.

I thought jewish people where supposed to be headstrong?

[Skippy]

Neil made me quit smoking.

Will never do anything like that for someone again.

Take me as I am.

[Shell]

phil stop being a soft arse

[McPikie]

Take me as I am.

quite :)

[McPikie]

phil stop being a soft arse

Silence, fucking insignificant female

[Shell]

Nope!!

[Jaffa]

Nope!!

Learn when to shut up, or beatings will follow.....

[Skippy]

You never know she might enjoy it... :lol:

[Shell]

i love a good beating ;-)

[McPikie]

One beating, coming right up.

Do you want black eyes with that?

:lol:

[Shell]

Yes Philip!!!

i have to make sure your proper angry ;-)

[McPikie]

Yes Philip!!!

i have to make sure your proper angry ;-)

Oh no........ you didn't



You wouldn't have...........



Yeah, you did, oh no, now you're in serious trouble

:evil:

[Shell]

:D


:shock: :shock: :wink:

[McPikie]

no Shell, no amount of winks are getting you out of that one.

You just stepped into a big pan of boiling bother

[Big G]

Yes mate i did, we'd been together less than a week and I gave her the choice of stop smoking or we'd stop.

Gonna get her to smoke me off at Dannys :cry:



Nail wench
Throw population paste up her
Fart
Wipe nob on curtains
Spark up
Tell the bint that you love her as it brings back memories of slamming her sister/mam

[Mac]

G your such a romantic person.

[SKODA]

I never smoke after sex or around my sexual partners

--
Children don't make them breath your smoke

[McPikie]

I never smoke after sex or around my sexual partners

--
Children don't make them breath your smoke

:pmsl: :tears: :pmsl: :tears: :pmsl:

Skoda, do you have a brother called Chip??

[SKODA]

nah mate. I iz got no brudaz or sistaz

[McPikie]

ha ha ha ha

Get ya butter knife out and meet me on B&Q

[SKODA]

Yu fo real nigga?

You really wanna fux with the skoda cru??

Butterknife Bill will slice you up bad boy and then drop you butter side down, naw mean negro?

[McPikie]

Cunt's got me in tears here, wanker :pmsl:

[x_nikki_x]

i say cuddle up for a little bit and then spark up.. hardly ever spark up straight away.. it's nice to have a cuddle after sex

[Skippy]

i say cuddle up for a little bit and then spark up.. hardly ever spark up straight away.. it's nice to have a cuddle after sex

See thats the same as me.

It's rude to just spark up straight away.

I usually want to fall asleep afterward anyway.... :lol:

[Teknobry]

I prefer to put the cloth over her face for a bit longer in case she wakes up.

[x_nikki_x]

pmsl :lol: :cry: :lol:

no we know your trick bry

[SKODA]

Dis is a warning to you mcpikie, you fuck with da skoda cru, or insult butterknife bill, and we is sticking a sick little man in your boot to fuck your day up when youz is fillin up the clio. YA GET MEH?

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/8364/mcp29km.gif

[x_nikki_x]

:lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol:
bwahahahahaha

i think a bit of wee just came out

[Mac]

oh. dear. god!

Fucking legend!

[Teknobry]

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pikie, you've been warned :D

[McPikie]

Sheer and utter fucking tears.

Skoda, i salute you

[DNO]

SKODA! You have fucking issues!!!! Truly awesome

:tears: :pmsl: :tears: :pmsl: :tears: :pmsl: :tears: :pmsl:

[Mike H]

:tears: :pmsl: :tears: :pmsl: :tears: :pmsl: :tears: :pmsl:

[Mick]

skoda you REALLY need serious fuckin help!

[Big G]

i say cuddle up for a little bit and then spark up.. hardly ever spark up straight away.. it's nice to have a cuddle after sex

See thats the same as me.

You'll need to bed Mr. Tickle for you to get a cuddle




http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/8364/mcp29km.gif

Thieving cunt
Find your own Gifs

[1800Zeta]

when i was living at my house it was spark up and cuddle after sex, now am at dads for a bit its a cuddle then outside for ciggy

[jamielou]

why do people feel the need to spark up after sex?

i think its ruuuuuuuude!!

[Big G]

why do people feel the need to spark up after sex?

So they can think about the wrongful act of tackling the chubby minger 2 minutes previous

[Mac]

Has anyone noticed that he's drawn Pikie to scale?