Mother and Baby for sale!!!

For Sale, 1 baby boy 3 years old comes with lots of extras, including clothes toys and car seat. also babys mother, average cook, good at cleaning and washing up...
cant split!!

open to offers!!!

ok free to good home!!

Fine free to any home!!!!!










i supposed for legal reasons i have to put here that i am joking and i do love them both dearly!!!!!!!

[Mike H]

I'll take the three year old. :wink:

sorry mate cant split but if someone takes the mother........................

[Bulldog]

If this wasn't a public forum and i knew a certain someone wasn't reading i'd be putting a for sale add up quite like that one :wink:

depends on that certain someone

[Bulldog]

depends on that certain someone

Exactly

I know at least one person watching what i do all the time

depends on that certain someone

Exactly

I know at least one person watching what i do all the time

big brother??!!??

[Bulldog]

depends on that certain someone

Exactly

I know at least one person watching what i do all the time

big brother??!!??

May as fucking well be :roll:

[Grant]

are you being stalked bullfrog????
heavy breathing down the phone? dog shit posted through the letterbox?

As for you Mark, if you think i want a screaming terror, you can forget it... you can keep the baby too!!!!!

[Kelly]

HA HA HA

MARK is a twat and he couldn't sell us if he wanted to plus no-one has got enough money in the world to buy me and callum
Frog----- *shakes head* TUT TUT TUT !!!!!!!!

Well thank you all for showing interest in wanting to buy me and my baby !!!!!!!!

like i said FREE to good home...

[shrek]

could always try medival mark, that company that always advertises for volunteers for medical science :lol:

[Kelly]

lol... cheeky git

What do you think i am some sort of alien
Actually dont anyone answer that one hehhehehehe

they would be no use what so ever in medical research....