hi homos

[Cruising Corsa]

really really cool site you got here, its well smart, i hope i can be part of the CRUZ team :roll:

[xlaurax]

Lmfao, lots of sites have web-site names where the words arnt spelt correctly you going to go on all them sites and take the piss??

i think you should grow up :)

[Fattack]

can i join to me me me i wanna join the nappy crew

[xlaurax]

o my you really do need to grow up, you starting to sound really sad.

[Fattack]

yer i regularly sound like that.....change my nappy

[xlaurax]

Nope your ok, i think you should go see a doctor you have real problems :)

[WALL]

glad u could join stick around and meet the some of the members sure they will want to have a quick snap at u, but then again probably not we try not to waste our time with wankers how are u any way now mummy let u go on the computer make sure your home work is done frst cock end

[Fattack]

i did he recommended talkin to a twat......so how can u help ?

[Cruising Corsa]

sorry but i really couldnt be arsed to read all your post, all that come to mind was



STACKED IT :lol:

[WALL]

yeah your mate wi the corsa seems like a bit of a twat go have a chat wi him on motorway should be quiet at this time

[Fattack]

oh great
chavs
barry boys
and now

shit drivers

[WALL]

*sighs*




next

[Teknobry]

Surely.having.beach.buggy.alloys.on.a.corsa.is.qui te.barry?

Or.is.the.4x4.look.in.this.year?



*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[Fattack]

nah it's in lol it's called raceability.....u cockstain

[Cruising Corsa]

cant race if its too low now can you

would be no good for rallying down the back streets of the ghetto

[Fattack]

this guy knows all about the ghetto fella....he's ard!!! was raised by bad ass gangster mo fo's who fed him on newcastle brahn

[Teknobry]

nah it's in lol it's called raceability.....u cockstain


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Raceability?!..bwhahahaha

What,.1.4.corsa.on.standard.suspension.with.17's.o n..ROFL.

You.couldn't.race.your.gran.out.of.the.supermarket .lad.



*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[Cruising Corsa]

who said its really a 1.4?

and who said it dont have some modifications? :wink:


fool

[xlaurax]

prove it has :) had some modifications and it isnt a 1.4?

[Fattack]

and u could u chav arsed wanker? lmao....man bet the only ride u ever had was your granny.......

[Teknobry]

and u could u chav arsed wanker? lmao....man bet the only ride u ever had was your granny.......


Yep,.and.she.was.still.lower.and.quicker.than.that .shed.of.a.corsa.



*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[Cruising Corsa]

how the hell can you judge the speed of a car by looks? hahahahahahahhahahaha

[Teknobry]

Because.if.your.car.was.quick.it.wouldn't.have.an. arch.gap.you.could.smuggle
albanians.in.


*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[Fattack]

oh please wher'd u learn that? daddy a mechanic or u just like playmobil lol

[Cruising Corsa]

shit, so basically what you are saying is.... if i lower my car it will go really fast?

blimey where do you learn you stuff from LOL :lol:

[little miss naughty]

hi chick

[Cruising Corsa]

hiya, how are you?

[Fattack]

:O a civil person finally :D

[Teknobry]

shit, so basically what you are saying is.... if i lower my car it will go really fast?

blimey where do you learn you stuff from LOL :lol:


Nope,.i'm.saying.fast.cars.can.afford.a.decent.sus pension.setup.



*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[Mike H]

If you've come on here to cause shit and give abuse.....



WELCOME you'll fit in fine! ;)

[Cruising Corsa]

sweet, at least comeone can make a joke of it :lol:


others seem to have shoes up their arses instead of on their feet :roll:

[Teknobry]

who said its really a 1.4?

and who said it dont have some modifications? :wink:

fool



Depends on the fuel system, not with an X14 XE you wont! :lol:

Oh.look..1400.cc's.of.power! :lol:



*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[Cruising Corsa]

and whats wrong with a 1.4? not exactly the slowest thing around

[Big G]

and whats wrong with a 1.4? not exactly the slowest thing around

Slow enough to ensure your chips are cold by the time you get home

[Teknobry]

and whats wrong with a 1.4? not exactly the slowest thing around


Thats.what.my.gran.says.when.she's.driving.hers.to .asda.

Replaced.your.alternator.belt.yet?



*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[Big G]

and whats wrong with a 1.4? not exactly the slowest thing around


Thats.what.my.gran.says.when.she's.driving.hers.to .asda.

Replaced.your.alternator.belt.yet?

No, he's got an Olympic Hamster instead

[mattbuk]

Dont know whether to say welcome or fuck off

[blue_eyed_babe]

and whats wrong with a 1.4? not exactly the slowest thing around shan't mention what mine is then lol, and yeah i can see what people mean about the site, i joined ages ago but never really bin on, now i remember why!

[3i]

and whats wrong with a 1.4? not exactly the slowest thing around shan't mention what mine is then lol, and yeah i can see what people mean about the site, i joined ages ago but never really bin on, now i remember why!

You can count the threads about how much we missed you on an amputee's fingers my dear.

Why don't you take the after shock challenge ? No... not drinking shots of it... having it poured up your cunt with a funnel and set alight.

I bet when you're naked your figure resembles a tin of beans in a used condom. Really, you'd think with "babe" in your name you wouldnt look like a dog's yacked up dinner...you crystal meth injecting bag of fatflesh. Fucking HANG YOURSELF.

[JDOOP]

really really cool site you got here, its well smart, i hope i can be part of the CRUZ team :roll:

no because ur a twat with a red asshole :roll:

[mel]

i drive a 1.2 - does that mean im gay? :shock:

[WALL]

i drive a 1.2 - does that mean im gay? :shock:


YES Fuck OFF :arrow:

[mel]

no thanku. im rather likin this site.

y is it bad? im 17 - my first car - fine wiv me

[DNO]

Dear fucking lord :roll:

Never read so much dribble in my life, go on you little street racer in a 1.4 :lol:

[WALL]

YEAH MAN ITS WICKED FAST AND THAT INIT fook off

[Teknobry]

no thanku. im rather likin this site.

y is it bad? im 17 - my first car - fine wiv me

Don't.start.being.two.faced.now,.you've.slagged.th is.place.off.on.the.other
site.

At.least.have.the.backbone.to.stand.by.your.convic tions.



*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[blue_eyed_babe]

and whats wrong with a 1.4? not exactly the slowest thing around shan't mention what mine is then lol, and yeah i can see what people mean about the site, i joined ages ago but never really bin on, now i remember why!

You can count the threads about how much we missed you on an amputee's fingers my dear.

Why don't you take the after shock challenge ? No... not drinking shots of it... having it poured up your cunt with a funnel and set alight.

I bet when you're naked your figure resembles a tin of beans in a used condom. Really, you'd think with "babe" in your name you wouldnt look like a dog's yacked up dinner...you crystal meth injecting bag of fatflesh. Fucking HANG YOURSELF.

fucking grow up and enough of the sick references to suicide, this place is full of fucking sick cunts and each to their own aint it! who gives a fuck on your opinions at the end of the day you're just a pathetic piece of shit!!

[3i]

fucking grow up and enough of the sick references to suicide, this place is full of fucking sick cunts and each to their own aint it! who gives a fuck on your opinions at the end of the day you're just a pathetic piece of shit!![/b][/color]

I'll grow up when you stop being a gobshite skiprat with a tongue like a fuckin ox. Why are you mouthing off like the cider swilling fuck-for-a-lift whore that you are if you're so mature ?

HUSH YOUR GUMS AND FUCK OFF OUR BOARD :arrow:

I'll make as many references to suicide, death, murder, drugs, pain and sex as I like. Why ? Cos I CAN and I fucking LIKE IT.

I masturbate to videos of kittens in a blender, I sometimes like to tickle my asshole with a cactus while two fat slags from down the working mens club tweak my nipples with barbeque tongs.

One time, I even stuck a locust under my foreskin and let a bearded dragon down Dudley zoo tongue it out. I came in seconds and screamed your aunty's name so loud the zookeepers came. Once they saw what was going on, they joined in and we three-wayed the female lizard.

[blue_eyed_babe]

I'll grow up when you stop being a gobshite skiprat with a tongue like a fuckin ox. Why are you mouthing off like the cider swilling fuck-for-a-lift whore that you are if you're so mature ?

oh dearie dearie me, someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!

oh and i don't drink cider and i aint no whore, and as for the fuck for a lift bit?? wtf! oh so original!

[3i]

:roll:

you're obviously a thick as shite, free-for-all cruise fuckfest because you don't know when to shut the fuck up and hit the logout button.

[x_nikki_x]

she doesn.t drink cider cos she can't afford it. jog on

[Natty]

I'll grow up when you stop being a gobshite skiprat with a tongue like a fuckin ox. Why are you mouthing off like the cider swilling fuck-for-a-lift whore that you are if you're so mature ?

HUSH YOUR GUMS AND FUCK OFF OUR BOARD :arrow:

I'll make as many references to suicide, death, murder, drugs, pain and sex as I like. Why ? Cos I CAN and I fucking LIKE IT.

I masturbate to videos of kittens in a blender, I sometimes like to tickle my asshole with a cactus while two fat slags from down the working mens club tweak my nipples with barbeque tongs.

One time, I even stuck a locust under my foreskin and let a bearded dragon down Dudley zoo tongue it out. I came in seconds and screamed your aunty's name so loud the zookeepers came. Once they saw what was going on, they joined in and we three-wayed the female lizard.

mate in all seriousness that is the BEST post you've ever made, i honestly spat a lung laughing at work :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol:

[DC]

Welcome aboard ! :wink: Now ! can a few of you remember the rules and take the flaming into the flame room ! :roll: As funny as some of it has been, this isn't the place for it ! :roll: