yo

[Fattack]

came over from cruising-cars.....you know? the one YOU BUNCH OF ARSES TRIED TO SLATE........gonna have a poke about....see how lame this site is...in future people of rude2cruz.....1) LEARN TO BLOODY SPELL....IT'S CRUISE U FAGS.........and 2.......dont slate other sites if yours is full of barryboys

[Natty]

what the FUCK are you on about you sperm breath'd prick ?

I think you need to take an O.D you Conan twat :arrow:

[Melvyn]

hows about nooooo you fouck homo please kindly jog the fuck on :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: or face all slander. im going to hunt you down and gut you like a fish. see you byeeeeeeee!

[xlaurax]

:| now thats not very nice, i think you need to grow up, if you think its wrong what they done on your site why come over here and *try* doing the same??? *try* being the main word because i think people wont give a shit what you personally think.
Have fun anyway :D

[Fattack]

hahaha gut me like a fish? jog the fuck on?

OH DEAR THIS REALLY IS A CHAV SITE!!!!

you people'd have more fun selling your shares in reebok than pretending to be cruisers

[xlaurax]

that the best you`ve got?

[Cruising Corsa]

lmao well in

tack we obviously are not 'cool' as we can actually manage to spell the word CRUISE :lol:

[Fattack]

yea u no fella.....obviousley theres no room for those who can actual CRUISE rather than show off our barry cars...ah well mate......

[xlaurax]

wowowowow are you all coming over to try and affend people on this site??? good luck trying i can assure you it wont work :p

[Cruising Corsa]

we are not trying to offend anyone, were just on here as a joke as thats all it seems to be :lol:

besides, you lot seem to stupid to actually take insults anyway :roll:

[Fattack]

TELL IT TO CAPTAIN LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

[xlaurax]

well if you didnt/dont give a fuck, why the hell are u here!?

[Fattack]

i dunno....boredom lmao....ur "cruzers" thought it'd be "phat" to slate our site so i'm just giving u assholes the same courtesy

[Cruising Corsa]

bordem really, nothing else to do and we heard you were taking the piss due to our site being in progress, so we thought we would check out your proper phat wicked site man, its well cool

especially the bit where you were on tele promoting cruises in a bad way

yeah good idea :lol:

[Teknobry]

I'm.so.glad.you.two.signed.up,.and.with.the.name.o f.the.website.you're.from...

Think.2fast.and.flying.saxo.might.have.to.sign.up. ... :wink:



*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[xlaurax]

What ever you say, i personally didnt see the programme, but all i can say is what ever you say wont offend anyone on this site....so i dont think their much point in you even trying to be fair...... you can say all you like about it and about the people but no one will give a fuck

[Cruising Corsa]

oh how many times do you have to repeat yourself? :lol:

[Fattack]

oh no please dont were sorr....man shut the fuck up lol......u'll join oh no!!! woopty doo....and whats with the morse code between words fuckin twonk

[Teknobry]

You'll.find.out.soon.enough.sunshine :wink:




*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[xlaurax]

oh how many times do you have to repeat yourself? :lol:

Well it dont seem to be getting through to you, so as many times as it takes to get through to u :roll:

[Fattack]

You'll.find.out.soon.enough.sunshine :wink:




*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

bo frikidy hoo.........your scarying me...please i'll shit myself...dont do it mary it's not worth it :cry:

[Cruising Corsa]

lol you even repeated yourself twice in that post LOL

maybe thats also an 'in' thing

[xlaurax]

awww is that all you can say, wow i repeated myself who gives a fuck. Lol really grow the hell up

[Fattack]

mate shes gettin arsy!!! oh dear!!!! lmao!!!

[Cruising Corsa]

that time of the month :lol:

[Fattack]

ah i see......less said the better

[xlaurax]

Lol, nope its not that time of the month just yet, and im not geting arsy, your just being typical males dont listen to anything anyone says, thats why i repeat myself :p

[Fattack]

lol we apologise for being typical blokes then lol......not

[xlaurax]

Lol i new tht was coming so predictable.

[Fattack]

i love my predictability i'm actually a boring bastard

[xlaurax]

O right, nice bit of info their

[Fattack]

your welcome..........

ADMIN REMOVE THESE POSTS THEY ARE NO LONGER NEEDED

(see some degree of maturity)

[Mike H]

Shite thread.


Welcoem Fatcunt.


If you have a problem..... live with it. If you don't, stick around and you might actually enjoy some light hearted banter.

Your site was 'dissed' as it was a free plug off a skiprat IIRC. Don't take it to heart..... we don't....we know cruise isn't spelt Cruz, so thanks for pointing that out.

You'll also find there are very few chavs on here, bar maybe fish and a couple of others, so calling us chavs is about as offensive as giving Stevie Wonder the V sign.

[3i]

we know cruise isn't spelt Cruz, so thanks for pointing that out.


Well shit. I need to update my phone's dictionary....

Right after I've put it into a rugby sock and paled Fatfuck's mother in the gut with it, so she shits out her bleeding uterus and the risk of another cunt like this slithering out of her gaping twat is reduced to zero.

Fattack - I told you when you started, you picked the WRONG site.

[Big G]

Oh my fucking lord, we now have 2 people signed up from the indisputed greatest cruise site in the world ever ...................
Fatback and cruZing Corsa, geesh, please educate us about cruising like i educated your mothers to stop breeding out of season.

Welcome, now STFU

[Cruising Corsa]

we know cruise isn't spelt Cruz, so thanks for pointing that out.


Right after I've put it into a rugby sock and paled Fatfuck's mother in the gut with it, so she shits out her bleeding uterus and the risk of another cunt like this slithering out of her gaping twat is reduced to zero.




haha got to give you that one lad!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mad-Dan]

Hiya Fatcunt and crap corsa, You should have a newbi thread each tho, or can you not bare to be apart. maybe you sleep together aswell?

i dunno, welcome anyway and have fun, and i dont mean with each other

[Cruising Corsa]

well that was funny, considering i do have my own thread also

goon :roll:

[Mad-Dan]

Ah My bad, very sorry, maybe you dont spend all day in bed together then..

kiss kiss

[blue_eyed_babe]

I think you need to take an O.D you Conan twat :arrow: bit fucking harsh aint it??? seems there really is some proper fucking cunts on here...

GROW THE FUCK UP!!

oioi Tack! i see what people are on about now, and as for Mel poor girl she only signed up to see what was going on, n she gets the pissed ripped out of her!! fucking hell! now i see what the big deal is with this site fucking hell!

[3i]

GROW THE FUCK UP!!

oioi Tack! i see what people are on about now, and as for Mel poor girl she only signed up to see what was going on, n she gets the pissed ripped out of her!! fucking hell! now i see what the big deal is with this site fucking hell![/b][/color]

you'll be needing to change your name to black_eyed_babe if you carry on.

[3i]

haha got to give you that one lad!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You don't have to give me anything and I'd prefer it if you'd just leave.

Your corsa is wank, your board is full of skiprats and you couldn't offend a muslim with a pork chop and a piss soaked Qur'an. Why don't you hop into bed with blue_eyed_babe and take a cocaine overdose.

[Mike H]

I think you need to take an O.D you Conan twat :arrow: bit fucking harsh aint it??? seems there really is some proper fucking cunts on here...

GROW THE FUCK UP!!

oioi Tack! i see what people are on about now, and as for Mel poor girl she only signed up to see what was going on, n she gets the pissed ripped out of her!! fucking hell! now i see what the big deal is with this site fucking hell!


This site is busier than cruising-sheds ever will be.

Just face it. People love the slander and you came back didn't you.

[Natty]

I may be harsh, but your breath is fucking CRIMINAL!!

Stop piping off tramps and try sword swallowing, but replace 'sword' with 'running chainsaw' :arrow:

[3i]

I may be harsh, but your breath is fucking CRIMINAL!!


glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

When those fat, niggersucking lips part the guff of wind that comes out smells like a powercut in an iraqi morgue.

Gargle bleach and chew a lump of tar you fucking fat whore.

[JDOOP]

welcome 2 the site mate njoy ya stray

[mel]

hiya tack hunni x

[WALL]

Fuck OFF :arrow:

[mel]

no thanku

[WALL]

go on please fuck off :arrow:

[blue_eyed_babe]

fucking hell you lot are crap at insults, i've had worse off me fucking hamster!!

and no i'm quite happy with me name thanks, don't need changing as i have blue eyes not black eyes and casn't see me getting black eyes either!!

[3i]

no thanku

look

it's simple

http://www.slandersquad.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/drinkbleach.gif

[Teknobry]

i have blue eyes not black eyes and casn't see me getting black eyes either!!

Wouldn't.be.to.sure.about.that.....




*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[3i]

i have blue eyes not black eyes and casn't see me getting black eyes either!!

Wouldn't.be.to.sure.about.that.....




*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

yeah I don't fancy her chances of avoiding getting a new fanny carving into her cheek with a stanleyknife either.

[Justin]

pmsl at this thread!!!

"blue_eyed_babe" change your name ti BIG_FAT_MUNTER that has got a better ring to it!

also your attempting to slate r2c because they have spelt cruise like it is.....

your website looks like its been created by a dislexic three year old! how long it take you to put that all together? 15 minutes in ms paint...

jog on scrat ends!

[blue_eyed_babe]

i have blue eyes not black eyes and casn't see me getting black eyes either!!

Wouldn't.be.to.sure.about.that.....




*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

yeah I don't fancy her chances of avoiding getting a new fanny carving into her cheek with a stanleyknife either.

yeah go on then! at the end of the day you're all just full of empty threats i'd love to fucking see you try love!

[Nitrouk]

Im Sure she would drink bleach 3i but she cant her mouth is to full of cock the fuckin cum guzzlin slag

[3i]

yeah go on then! at the end of the day you're all just full of empty threats i'd love to fucking see you try love![/b][/color]

*sigh*

are you STILL here you fuckin droopy fannied slut ??

[blue_eyed_babe]

na dont think bleach would taste too nice, how about you try it then tell me!

and yeah i am!

[3i]

I'd love to mail you a dead rabbit stuffed full of maggots and dogshit.

[Fattack]

>>>>>>> :? <<<<<<<<<<<

does it look bothered to you???

if you people are gonna threaten me then please try harder all your doing is making me laugh....rude 2 cruz.....a nation of E-thugs.....oh fucking no

[Teknobry]

>>>>>>> :? <<<<<<<<<<<

does it look bothered to you???


Looks.constipated.to.me.

Think.you.need.some.tunnel.love.to.relieve.it.


*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[WALL]

she can add it to the collection of other stuffed infested animals her father gave her as SMALL child (uses term small to be nice )

[Fattack]

look u pethetic bunch of fuck heads

me and cruising-corsa appologised to you assholes because we didn't see the point

fucking 2 sites doing the same thing whats the point

if your just gonna carry on like fucking benders then shows how pethetic and immature you are and you do not deserve to run a cruise site. your a fucking insult to the scene

[Teknobry]

Only.thing.her.father.gave.her.as.a.child.was.a.me at.rocket.at.bathtime.



*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[Mike H]

I'm gonna get you drunk, get you drunk off my spunk, from my nasal trunk

[3i]

look u pethetic bunch of fuck heads

me and cruising-corsa appologised to you assholes because we didn't see the point

fucking 2 sites doing the same thing whats the point

if your just gonna carry on like fucking benders then shows how pethetic and immature you are and you do not deserve to run a cruise site. your a fucking insult to the scene

your skiprat filled, shite car haven that is cruising-cars is a fucking insult to the scene.

CRUISING IS NOT ABOUT FUCKING GIRLS FOR A LIFT IN A 1.2 CORSA

You've probably not so much as SNIFFED rubber burning that didn't take a gang of 20 rocking the car to make it wheelspin.

Really, just fuck off, you call yourself a cruiser ? you're a fuckin joke.

[WALL]

I'm gonna get you drunk, get you drunk off my spunk, from my nasal trunk


LMAO funny cunt in tears lol :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol:

[3i]

I'm gonna get you drunk, get you drunk off my spunk, from my nasal trunk


mike :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: what a post to slip in. one line long and fucking hilarious.

[Mike H]

I've been singing that in the office all morning, first post after my meeting I knew I had to post it.

[Natty]

Fattack what cruises have you organised then? Where were you when In The Oil were bringin your southern fags up North for soem of the best coachpark nights cruising has ever seen ?

Do you even know what Cruiseboard is, who the CNUT's were and how Southend started?

Your a fucking worthless joke and that site is WANK, i hope, no thats a lie, i PRAY you get cancer and die.

[DC]

I was gonna say "welcome" ! but you seem to have out stayed it ! :roll:

And I don't have to say "Enjoy your stay", cos it's obvious you love it here so much you just can't leave ! :wink:

[blue_eyed_babe]

i hope, no thats a lie, i PRAY you get cancer and die.

you really are a heartless wanker!! i hope one day you get the shock of ya life and fucking grow up, im sorry r2c, but you wonder why you get the reputation you have??? it's coz this place is full of car tarts, sluts and pure WANKERS! yeah there's a few decent people on here, but the cunts bring ya down![/b]

[Teknobry]

i hope, no thats a lie, i PRAY you get cancer and die.
this place is full of car tarts, sluts [/b]


Soon.as.you.p1ss.off.then.we'll.have.one.less.won' t.we.


Can.flat.chested.birds.get.breast.cancer?


*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[3i]

you really are a heartless wanker!! i hope one day you get the shock of ya life and fucking grow up, im sorry r2c, but you wonder why you get the reputation you have??? it's coz this place is full of car tarts, sluts and pure WANKERS! yeah there's a few decent people on here, but the cunts bring ya down![/b]

:roll: in case ya didn't notice, we chase down and eradicate "car tarts" and sluts...which is why we're on your case so hard, cos you're fucking worthless and take an inch of cock for every mile you get ferried to a cruise. Slap YOURSELF silly for selling your body for such a cheap price. Any easier and you'd be the exact opposite of rape, people would be ACCIDENTALLY fucking you.

JUST GET OFF THE BOARD.

We don't give a shit about

a) YOU

b) ANYTHING YOU FUCKING SAY

c) ANYTHING YOU THINK

d) OUR REPUTATION

JUST FUCK OFF! log out, go back to cruising cars and don't come back here - ever.

[DNO]

you wonder why you get the reputation you have??? it's coz this place is full of car tarts, sluts and pure WANKERS! yeah there's a few decent people on here, but the cunts bring ya down!

Sluts? where? think you'll find there are no sluts on here luv, they've all been fucked and fucked off!

Didn't you come here to slate us? What did you expect in return :roll:

[Shell]

i hope, no thats a lie, i PRAY you get cancer and die.

you really are a heartless wanker!! i hope one day you get the shock of ya life and fucking grow up, im sorry r2c, but you wonder why you get the reputation you have??? it's coz this place is full of car tarts, sluts and pure WANKERS! yeah there's a few decent people on here, but the cunts bring ya down![/b]

How Ironic??????????????? :shock:

:arrow:

[x_nikki_x]

dont fucking call me a slut you council house whore. stop stereotyping everyone to yourself

[blue_eyed_babe]

im no council whore, dunno can flat chested birds get breast cancer??? half the bitche son here could answer that for me, i wouldnt know!

[Mike H]

im no council whore, dunno can flat chested birds get breast cancer??? half the bitche son here could answer that for me, i wouldnt know!
I hope thats the end of it one more comment from you and we WILL invade your site.

[WALL]

no cause coz u anit got none yet have u if your site is so good tell admin to let me the fook on or are they bothered about people findin out it is a pile of shite

[3i]

im no council whore, dunno can flat chested birds get breast cancer??? half the bitche son here could answer that for me, i wouldnt know!


no cos you're a fat bag with tits like two asda bags full of lard.


Take your fuckin orange skin, scabby lips, fat tits, lard arse and cellulite thighs and SLING YOUR FUCKING HOOK. It's about time you left, aint it time you and your mother filmed a new series of "Two fat ladies"

[blue_eyed_babe]

im no council whore, dunno can flat chested birds get breast cancer??? half the bitche son here could answer that for me, i wouldnt know!
I hope thats the end of it one more comment from you and we WILL invade your site.

look ive said it on there and i'll say it on here! your members that have signed up are a bunch of wankers and really need to think about what's been said! dont say things like that untill you know someone and what they've been through, fuck the lot of ya your a bunch of fucking wankers

[WALL]

i class as another comment mike lol

but i cant go on they wont let me lol

[Natty]

shut up you fucking whore, I'm gonna hunt you down and fist you holding a bag of 2p's, then squuze your womb like its bubble wrap.

Soon as you have kids am gonna rape them and mark them with a rusty stanley blade :arrow:

Hope there's a tumour developing in your brain xxxx

[x_nikki_x]

bit hypocritical aren't you... take your own advice and fuck yourself

[Mike H]

Nikki.....


Your the fucking best. New AND slanderous. I love you :oops:

[x_nikki_x]

:lol: thankyou love you too :D

[Melvyn]

allll ssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh and natty im the king of the rusty stanley blade so ill do it.

[Shell]

Oh fuck of! why dont u take your own advice? Who are you to even call people of here sluts, tarts and wankers. why dont u take time to actually read posts!!! Get to no us. But oh no!!! How slow and wrong are you?

and if any one of here is a slut or tart its you and we dont want any, now FUCK OFF!!!!

[blue_eyed_babe]

go on then fucking do it, i dont give a fuck

cant be doing with you pathetic wankers ya wasting my time as well as everyone elses

[x_nikki_x]

no your wasting your own time your the stupid slag who keeps replying we're just having fun laughing at your pathetic attempts at trying to slag us all off

[Shell]

go on then fucking do it, i dont give a fuck

cant be doing with you pathetic wankers ya wasting my time as well as everyone elses

Then Leave!!! :arrow:

Its easy as 1, 2, 3!!!!


See you bye!!!

[Nitrouk]

hey blue_eyed_babe ill pick u up when i drop off ur mom fuckin slag

[WALL]

hey blue_eyed_babe ill pick u up when i drop off ur mom fuckin slag

I like it lol

[Melvyn]

beep beep beep beep what that mum joke beep beep beep

[Nitrouk]

Hey u gota drop in a mom insult every now an then.............aint ya????


There so easy to think of that blue_eyed_babe will be doin it herself soon lol

[Natty]

Shut up you fucking WHORE.

you'll soon be a green infection eyed munter when i skull fuck you with a syringe taped to my cock :arrow:

[3i]

Call yourself a babe ? you blubber, don't even wanna type to you without wrappin fingers in rubber, how anyone fucks a fat ho like you we just never know, we can't even find your tits let alone your fuckin fanny-hole.

Arse like cottage cheese with a collapsed mineshaft in the middle, feels like a cock when you give your clit a widdle, mucus from your minge reekin like dead dogs in the summer sun, all that hair on your gash your crabs must have fun.

Free for all at the cruise your fanny's free dump in, all them men humpin and not one fails to leave his spunk in, tested positive for more STD's than I've had hot tea's and that's a lot as I'm weighing stones into the teens. More jism up you than on a brothel mop, you just can't stop like a smackhead for cock you slobber and chow down on the lot, shaggin niggers and kosovans in the back of transit vans, you've done shit that'd make your daddy weep - fucked three figures of men in a week and come home with jiz still dribblin down your arse cheeks.

Hang yourself you fat mess, we already set it once and I know we said it best, cruising-cars.co. you gay we don't want you here so fucks sake go away, swing from the neck with a chain you silly whore, you tried it with a belt but your weight needed somethin more, leave the board please and take your face for a shite, I won't ask again cos i've already been polite.

[Mike H]

Dear lord thats too good. AWESOME JON!

[DNO]

FPMSL :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol:

Jon your a fucking star :lol:

[Natty]

So once again the boys dropped some MC style post, even manged to stick the fact he's a fan of a good sunday roast, fat 3 stripped brummy haircut busting out the smooth Slander, shame the lads got a hairstyle like a scissor assaulted salamnder.

But anyway i should stop insulting my friend Jon 3i, and get back to wishin that fuck whore would die, she's signed up to try put us all in place, i'm so sorely tempted to smash a pint pot in her face.

She's from a cruise site with no history, passion or humour, another PHP board thats an example of cruise scene Tumour, they've got god personna's and try put us down, what the fuck are they thinking, we have the Slander Squad in town.

So now i'll step back, relax, let Jon do the lyrics, while that blue eye'd munters mum and her take turns on old mens DICKS.

[x_nikki_x]

couldn't have put it better jon :lol: :cry: :lol: :lol: :cry: :lol:

[Nitrouk]

So now i'll step back, relax, let Jon do the lyrics, while that blue eye'd munters mum and her take turns on old mens DICKS.



HEY I AINT THAT OLD IM ONLY 20 :lol:

[jamielou]

FUCKING AWESOME, i say we take this to the flame room!
Im lost for words! Natty n Jon u fucking ROCK!

[x_nikki_x]

people have stopped writing stuff at the moment though i think they've actually got the message and left :lol:

[Nitrouk]

HURRAY THEY FINALLY GOT THE FUCKIN MESSAGE stupid fuckin slags

[Natty]

HURRAY THEY FINALLY GOT THE FUCKIN MESSAGE stupid fuckin slags

no offence but, who the fuck are you ?

[Nitrouk]

i fuckin work with fuckin jon 3i

[WALL]

fuckin do fockin do ya lol

[3i]

pmsl

easy natty lad, you brought rankin - I bring nitro

more into the bike scene than the cruise scene, but still, as you see, more than eager to get stuck in slandering foul whores from the board!

[Natty]

arr fair do, as long as you vouch for him thats ok lad ;)

Welcome Nitro, and hope your not as close a friend as some other men Jon knows :roll:

[Nitrouk]

:lol: Hey Natty wats up, u aint gota worry i aint that close to jon my arse is my arse jon's arse is anyone's thats got a £20 :shock: :twisted:

[3i]

:lol: Hey Natty wats up, u aint gota worry i aint that close to jon my arse is my arse jon's arse is anyone's thats got a £20 :shock: :twisted:

how do you think i bought that boodah last night mate ?

but the joke's on you - cos you touched the note. I didn't have any tissue to clean myself up with...

[Nitrouk]

man u mean to tell me u brought drugs with ur whore money im disgusted and ashamed :oops: im also off to scrub the skin from my hands

[3i]

man, my days of whoring for the pleasure are gone - nothin touches the sides now.

[Nitrouk]

LMFAO i wondered why some of ur regulars started callin u PITT now i know

[Natty]

shit ME, its a fucking

'oooorrrllll royt mayte, am fwom Dudlaaayy '

overload in here, am gonna have to go out and buy soem Fizzy Blue pop to try fit in :arrow:

[3i]

shit ME, its a fucking

'oooorrrllll royt mayte, am fwom Dudlaaayy '

overload in here, am gonna have to go out and buy soem Fizzy Blue pop to try fit in :arrow:

mate, this boards gotta have some civilised members sooner or later, we can't have it staying a bunch of club-dragging cavedwelling northerners forever.

[Natty]

Civilised?

How the fuck can your conrete jungle road kill cooking brummys consider yourselves civilised!

Up north we have running water (no not fucking rain you crack head) and grass (and again NO, not that shit you stick in yesterdays rolled up newspaper and smoke) :arrow:

[3i]

hey man, the place has character.

There's not a wall passes by without SOMETHING worth reading being sprayed all over it.

[Mike H]

The irony of a Card board box dwelling, curry wagon driving Brummie, and a Cave dwelling 3 foot tall Northerner from Cesspool discussing civilised.........












....makes jesus weep. :cry:

[Teknobry]

LMFAO!!..Natty.and.jon.both.SHAMpWNED.in.one.fell. swoop :lol: :lol:


*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*

[3i]

LMFAO!!..Natty.and.jon.both.SHAMpWNED.in.one.fell. swoop :lol: :lol:


*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*


you can talk goldilocks, you've got fuckin barbarian hair.

[Teknobry]

It.goes.with.my.keyboard.conan.image :lol:


*i.am.not.a.boy.racer*