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shrek
2nd January 2005, 03:59 PM
for sale:

my missus, 1 careless owner (hire company)
high mileage
heavy fuel consumption
mot failure (emitions)
needs new bonnet, boot and wings
engine running lumpy
interior tatty
faded paintwork
dual airbags
loud exhaust
poor starter
runs tempermental about once every 4 weeks


open to offers
Jam
2nd January 2005, 04:01 PM
ive just started a scrap company! ill take her away for £100 for u! ill strip her for parts for people in hospitals! see if i can make any money!
shrek
2nd January 2005, 04:02 PM
most parts knackered, ecu went ages ago
shrek
2nd January 2005, 04:03 PM
£100, deal, thought i'd get no more than a tenner for it
Jam
2nd January 2005, 04:04 PM
no mate ur payin me 2 take her away!
Grant
2nd January 2005, 04:07 PM
i will give you a pack of skittles and a kick in the bollocks
shrek
2nd January 2005, 04:07 PM
a'h need to renegotiate
Jam
2nd January 2005, 04:08 PM
rite u give me £100 an ill give u sum skittles an get u a donkey robbed from blackpool beach aswell an give it 2 u!
shrek
2nd January 2005, 04:14 PM
getting better but still no deal, g's offer comes closest
Eagle1711
2nd January 2005, 06:23 PM
send her to sunarmi lol feed the people for months
Mike H
2nd January 2005, 06:27 PM
send her to sunarmi lol feed the people for months

Or use her as the sea defence.
shrek
2nd January 2005, 06:30 PM
i told her not to dive into the sea
emalou
2nd January 2005, 09:38 PM
Fuck Off. I am so getting sick of this
Eagle1711
3rd January 2005, 10:47 PM
just write her off lol :lol:
Grant
3rd January 2005, 10:57 PM
Fuck Off. I am so getting sick of this

have a heart peeps... if i had to look at shrek all the time i'd be suicidal, let alone sick.....
Eagle1711
3rd January 2005, 11:25 PM
have u noticed then lol